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The Hot Dog Question, week by week

Bread on two sides. One piece or two? The question that started all this.

Week 42, 2026, up close

Did each model agree with itself?

Every sample's answer, in the order it was taken, under each framing. A row of identical chips is a model that has made up its mind. Y is yes, N is no, ~ is a hedge.

Sample-by-sample verdicts per model and framing, Week 42, 2026
ModelControlAssertedDeniedSelf-agreement
Claude Opus 5100%
Claude Sonnet 589%
Claude Haiku 4.589%
GPT-5.6 Sol100%
GPT-5.5100%
GPT-5.4 mini100%
Grok 4.689%
Grok 4.389%
Grok 4.20 (non-reasoning)100%
Mistral Medium 3.5no datano datano data—
Mistral Small 4no datano datano data—
DeepSeek V4 Pro100%

How much did latency swing?

The fastest and slowest call behind each median, asked plainly. A long bar is a model whose speed you cannot count on.

Fastest, median and slowest call per model, Week 42, 2026
ModelRangeFastestMedianSlowest
Claude Opus 51.1 s1.8 s2.3 s
Claude Sonnet 5991 ms1 s1.5 s
Claude Haiku 4.5467 ms469 ms493 ms
GPT-5.6 Sol1 s1.2 s2.1 s
GPT-5.51.5 s1.6 s2.8 s
GPT-5.4 mini752 ms1.1 s1.1 s
Grok 4.69.2 s13.2 s13.3 s
Grok 4.34.6 s4.9 s5.1 s
Grok 4.20 (non-reasoning)398 ms453 ms632 ms
DeepSeek V4 Pro1.3 s1.6 s1.7 s

Asked again the same week

Week 42, 2026 was run once. When a week is re-run, the earlier runs are kept and the answers that changed between them show up here.

Position changes

Models whose majority verdict changed between consecutive editions
ModelPrevious positionRevised positionBetween editions
Claude Sonnet 5NegativeAffirmativeWeek 40, 2026 → Week 42, 2026
GPT-5.4 miniAffirmativeNegativeWeek 40, 2026 → Week 42, 2026
Claude Sonnet 5AffirmativeNegativeWeek 39, 2026 → Week 40, 2026
Grok 4.3AffirmativeNegativeWeek 39, 2026 → Week 40, 2026
GPT-5.4 miniNegativeAffirmativeWeek 38, 2026 → Week 39, 2026
Grok 4.3NegativeAffirmativeWeek 37, 2026 → Week 38, 2026
GPT-5.4 miniAffirmativeNegativeWeek 36, 2026 → Week 37, 2026
Grok 4.6AffirmativeNegativeWeek 36, 2026 → Week 37, 2026